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A gift for Teacher

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

“Is it wine?” she guessed.

“No,” the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, ” Champagne”??

“No,” said the little boy..
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“It’s a puppy!” 😛 😀

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