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Why DID the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the “black man” in order to trample him and keep him down. BILL GATES: I have just ...
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Enough of Sardar jokes…Mallu jokes are here

1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called? IngumDax 2) Where did the Malayali study? In the ko-liage. 3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today? He is very bissi. 4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket? To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff. 5) Why do Malayalis go to ...
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New style of writing a love letter .

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best) . You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) ...
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Definitions

Atom Bomb: An invention made to destroy all inventions. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other, Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. College: A place where ...
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Appraisal time

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED & SAID, “GO OUT & ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS.” HE DID SO & MET WITH AN ACCIDENT & DIED. ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN IS THE HELL….SAW YAMARAJ WHISTLING N RELAXING. HE ASKED YAMRAJ, WHY DID ...
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Little More Fun.

Munda hove sohna, kudi hove jawan, Gaur Farmaiyega.. Munda hove sohna, kudi hove jawan, Shakti Shakti Shaktimaan!! <1/2> Cat: How old are you? Elephant: 5 years old Cat: But you look so Big!! Elephant: I’m a Complan Boy!! Ek Aadmi public bathroom gaya aur 1 hr baad aaya Bahar baitha jamadar:20 ...
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Some more fun

Phone rings. Santa:Hello Prakash hai? Banta:Nahi hai Santa:Mombatti jala do, ho jayega!! 😀 Why isnt Akshay Kumar’s wife not as big a star as he is? . . . . Coz she’s Twinkle Twinkle little star!! 😀 Why don’t Afghans clap? . . . . . . . . . Because they are ruled by ‘TAALI-BAN’!! ...
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Time for some Fun

Q.In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? A.His last one!! Q.What’s the main reason for divorce? . . . . . . . . . . A.Marriage!! Q.Where was the declaration of independence signed? A.At the bottom of the page!! Q. How do you stop acid indigestion? A. Stop drinking acid!! If Sugriv and Bali decide ...
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I Quit Smoking….

A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, “I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking”. The man says, ” I am in the process of quitting”. Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What’s phase one? I have quit buying.  Read More →
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Halo statues

An Italian man immigrates to America. He starts sweeping floors in a pizzeria, and after 15 years works his way up to owning a small chain of pizzerias. Now that he is wealthy he decides to have a huge house designed and built for him… And it is going to have everything! One day he is talking to ...
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