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First World Problems

MY HAND IS TOO FAT TO SHOVE INTO THE PRINGLES CONTAINER SO I AM FORCED TO TILT IT.

I DIDNT HAVE A SHITTY CHILDHOOD,SO I CANT TURN MY PAIN INTO ART.

I HAD TOO MUCH FOOD FOR LUNCH AND NOW I’M TIRED

I FORGOT TO BRING MY PHONE WITH ME WHEN WENT TO POOP AND I WAS BORED THE ENTIRE TIME.

I’M KIND OF HUNGRY ,BUT MY ROOMMATE HAS GUESTS OVER,SO IF I GO INTO THE KITCHEN I’M GOING TO HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I HAVE TO FIND MY OWN GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE MY CULTURE DOESNT PRACTICE ARRANGED MARRIAGES.

I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ITUNES AND HAD TO WAIT 2 MINUTES FOR IT TO PPEN BEFORE I COULD CLOSE IT AGAIN.

MY GPS MADE ME DRIVE THROUGH THE GHETTO.

I’M TRYING TO TEXT WHILE AT A RED LIGHT ,BUT I KEEP MAKING ALL THE GREENS.

I CAN’T HEAR THE TV WHILE I’M EATING CRUNCHY SNACKS.

THE DOMINO’S PIZZA TRACKER IS NOT WORKING. NOW I DON’TKNOW WHEN TO PUT MY PANTS ON.

MY LAPTOP IS LOW ON BATTERY ,BUT THE CHARGER IS OVER THERE.

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