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Alcohol means that some of the best times you’ll never remember.

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: it dissolves marriages, families, careers and friendship…

I take life with a grain of salt…, and a slice of lemon…, and a shot of tequila!

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy alcohol.

I’m not an alcoholic… I just like to go to the meetings and meet new drinking buddies!

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible teaches: “love your enemies”.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

My grandmother is over 80 and still doesn’t need glasses. She drinks right out of the bottle!

I have strong self control. Before breakfast I never drink anything stronger than gin.

24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

An alcoholic is someone you don’t like because he drinks as much as you do.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

Life has many choices: whisky… vodka… rum.. gin.. wine… beer…

I drink only on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.

Alcohol is the anesthesia. It helps us to endure the operation of life.

Here is a toast to alcohol! To the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.

Alcohol ain’t the answer but it helps you to forget the question !

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