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Halo statues

An Italian man immigrates to America. He starts sweeping floors
in a pizzeria, and after 15 years works his way up to owning
a small chain of pizzerias. Now that he is wealthy he decides
to have a huge house designed and built for him… And it is
going to have everything!

One day he is talking to the contractor and says, “Make a you
sure you puta plenty da halo statues inna da house. I wanna
hava lotsa da halo statues. One inna every room, even da
bathroom.”

The contractor assumes his client is very religious and
carefully plans a niche in every room. He even personally
searches for the perfect statue for each niche.

Finally, the house is finished. The Italian man walks through
his new home for the first time. The contractor points out all
the features, and finally the Italian man says, “But wherea
are alluh my halo statues? I wanna lotsa halo statues!”

The contractor points to the niches and says, “I put a statue
in every room, like you asked.”

The Italian replies, “No, no, no! I donna no wanna nonea da
Saintas. I wanna da halo statues! You knowa da halo statues
es? Deya ring anda you picka dem up, anna you say,
halo, stat you?

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