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How to Stay Awake in Meetings !!!!

( Let’s play Bingo i mean Bullshit)

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls?
Here’s a way to change all that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square.
I find that 5×5 is a good size. Divide the card into columns-five across and five down.
That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

*synergy *strategic fit *leverage

*core competencies *best practice *paradigm

*bottom line *revisit *game plan

*take that off-line *24/7

*out of the loop *benchmark

*value-added *proactive

*win-win *think outside the box

*fast track *result-driven

*empower (or empowerment) *knowledge base

*at the end of the day *touch base

*mindset *client focus (ed)

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”

Testimonials from satisfied “Bullshit Bingo” players:

“I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won” – Sunny, Mumbai

“My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.” – Sushant, Pune

“What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.” – Ramya,Kerla

“The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box”. – Ravi, Hyderabad

“The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed ‘BULLSHIT’ for the third time in two hours.” – Sonia, New Delhi

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