PROCRASTINATION I WILL FIND A PICTURE FOR IT LATER

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Parkour or something

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LOLLYPOP SALESMAN

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Medical Miracles

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work.”

An Englishman said, “We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks.”

The Irishman says, “That’s nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man’s body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks.”

The American says, “Well hell, that’s nothin’. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin’ for work!”

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LEAVE ME ALONG I’M A RABBIT

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FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT CURLY HAIR

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Keralites and their English!

Q. Name the wonly part of the werld, where Malayalis don’t werk hard?

Ans: Kerala.

Q. Why is industrial productivity is very low in Kerala?

A: Because 80% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the mundu or lungi (a garment worn around the waist) LOL

Q. Why did Malayali buy an air-ticket?

A: To go to Thuubai (Dubai), zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff (Gulf)

Q. Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?

A: To yearn meney

Q. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?

A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Q. What is Malayali management graduate called?

A: Yem Bee Yae.

Q. Why did his wife divorce him?

A: Because he was louwing another woman. Who found out that? His aandy (aunt).

Q. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?

A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

Q. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?

A: An Oto.

Q. Why Kerala is the heghly literrate state in India?

A: It’s easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.

Q. Which car does he purchase when he gets license?

A: A second hand Mercedes.

Another interesting part of this joke is given in the Post Script, it says:

PS: Please don’t delete this; it’s not a junk mail. If you send this mail to 10 Malayalis you will receive ½ liter cocunut oil. 20 Malayalis you will receive 1 kg benena chips. 40 Malayalis you will receive 3Appams (a dosa like preparation (sweet taste) prepare on festive seasons) and mutton curry.

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cat shock

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BUTTSECKS

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BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

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