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Phone rings. Santa:Hello Prakash hai?
Banta:Nahi hai
Santa:Mombatti jala do, ho jayega!! 😀

Why isnt Akshay Kumar’s wife not as big a star as he is? . . . .
Coz she’s Twinkle Twinkle little star!! 😀

Why don’t Afghans clap? . . . . . . . . .
Because they are ruled by ‘TAALI-BAN’!! 😀 😛

Maa kasam Ghalib ne aisa sher mara,
Maa kasam Ghalib ne aisa sher mara,
Ki sherni vidhwa ho gayi!! 😀 😀 😛

If you are going somewhere and a black cat crosses your path, what does it mean?
It means that THE CAT IS ALSO GOING SOMEWHERE!!

Doctor: Yes
Pappu: Ye lo..meri chappal par laga do!! 😀 :P\

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at velocity of light & mentions his name as Gulshan Grocer!
coz At speed of light, V=C

Boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.A cat sees it n buries it under the ground.
Why? CAT-BURIES Bournvita

Railway toilet me likha tha: Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai?
Santa likh ke aaya:Bas dho ke jaa hi raha hu!

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