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Some real piece of advice

#Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.
# Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
# Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit softly.
# If you lend someone 500 bucks, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
# If you think your wife’s jewelry is an investment, try selling a few pieces.
## If you try and don’t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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